Our Menu
*Not Included on Monday | 1/2 Price Feature
Liquid Libations
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Ketel One Vodka, Bombay Sapphire Gin & Dry Vermouth with a twist & olives
Citron Martini
Absolut Citron & Dry Vermouth with a twist
Fdr Don
Seagrams Gin & Dry Vermouth with and olive & a twist
Vesper
Belvedere Vodka, Russell Henry Gin, splash of Lillet Blanc & a lemon twist
Gibson
Chopin Vodka, Dry Vermouth & cocktail onions
Perfect Martini
New Amsterdam Vodka, Dry & Sweet Vermouth with a lemon twist & olives
Presidential
Belvedere Vodka & Dry Vermouth with a lemon twist
Fuzzy Martini
Stoli Vanilla Vodka, Peach Schnapps & a splash of Peach Pucker
Lusty Lemon
Absolut Citron Vodka & Tarantula Tequila with fresh lemon
Smoked Martini
Junipero Gin with a dash of Macallan Scotch with a lemon twist
The Aussie
Ciroc Vodka, St Germain Elderflower Liqueur & fresh lemon
Goldfinger
New Amsterdam Vodka & Goldschlager
Dark & Delicious
Aztec Bulleit
Bulleit Bourbon, Fee Bros Aztec Chocolate Bitters, simple syrup & a lemon twist
French Connection
Courvoisier VS Cognac & Grand Marnier
Godfather
Dewars Scotch & Disaronno Amaretto
Georgia Peach
Crown Royal Canadian Whisky & Peach Schnapps
Kentucky Martini
Maker’s Mark Bourbon & Disaronno Amaretto & a maraschino cherry

Manhattan
Jim beam Bourbon, Sweet Vermouth & a Luxardo Cherry

Old Fashioned*
Maker’s Mark Bourbon, cherry, orange, Angostora Bitters & sugar on the rocks or up

OG Old Fashioned
Knob Creek Bourbon, simple syrup, Fee Bros Old Fashioned Bitters & Luxardo Cherry with an orange twist
Rob Roy*
Dewars Scotch, Angostura Bitters, muddled sugar, orange & cherry on the rocks
Ron Burgundy
Glenlivet Scotch, Amaro & fresh orange
Royal Canadian
Crown Royal Canadian Whisky, Disaronno Amaretto & Kahlua
Rusty Nail
Chivas Scotch & Drambuie Liqueur
Side Car
Hennessy VS Cognac, Triple Sec, fresh lemon with a sugar rim & lemon garnish
South of Manhattan
Southern Comfort, Sweet Vermouth & a cherry
The Brooklyn
Knob Creek Bourbon, Luxardo Cherry Liqueur & Sweet Vermouth with a Luxardo Cherry
Red Light District
Cosmopolitan
New Amsterdam Vodka, Triple Sec, cranberry juice & a lime
Love Potion
Absolut Citron, Melon Liqueur, pineapple juice, orange juice, sweet & sour with a splash of grenadine & cranberry
Mother Pucker
Peach, Cherry, Grape & Watermelon Puckers with a splash of cranberry juice
Parrot Bay Sunray
Parrot Bay Coconut Rum, cranberry juice & pineapple juice
Pink Lady
Bacardi Limon, pineapple juice, cranberry juice, orange juice & lemon lime soda
Pink Parrot
Parrot Bay Coconut Rum, Gionelli Raspberry Liqueur & pineapple juice
Pop Culture
Parrot Bay Coconut Rum, Skyy Vodka, Strawberry Pucker, cranberry juice & pineapple juice
Prickly Pear
New Amsterdam Vodka, Kinky Green, cranberry juice & lime
Rum Runner
Captain Morgan Spiced Rum, Parrot Bay Coconut Rum, Bacardi Limon, pineapple juice & grenadine

Sangria
Red Wine, Peach Schnapps, orange juice, cranberry juice, pineapple juice, sweet & sour with a splash of lime juice & grenadine
Strawberry Lavender Gimlet
Stoli Strawberry Vodka, lavender simple syrup, fresh lime & strawberry puree
Sunset Martini
Hendricks Gin, sweetened lime juice, cranberry juice & fresh lime
Top Shelf Cosmo
Belvedere Vodka, Cointreau, cranberry juice & a lime
Woo Woo
Absolut Vodka, cranberry juice & a splash of Peach Schnapps
Fruity Finds
Apple Martini
New Amsterdam Vodka, Apple Pucker & apple juice
Berry Kinky
Kinky Blue, Stoli Blueberry Vodka & a splash of sweet & sour
Caramel Apple
Tuaca, Apple Pucker & apple juice
Flirtini
Pearl Pomegranate Vodka, Pama Liqueur & pomegranate juice
Cranapple Tini
New Amsterdam Vodka, Apple Pucker & cranberry juice
French Martini
Stoli Vanilla Vodka, Black Raspberry Liqueur & pineapple juice with a lemon twist
Fruit Cocktail
Deep Eddy Peach Vodka, Kinky Green, New Amsterdam Vodka, pineapple juice & lemon lime soda
Fruit Salad
Cherry & Grape Puckers, Peach Schnapps & a splash of orange juice
Funky Monkey
Banana Liqueur, Mango & Pineapple Rums, orange juice, pineapple juice with sweet & sour
Grape Popsicle
New Amsterdam Vodka & Grape Pucker with a splash of sweet & sour
Jolly Juice
New Amsterdam Vodka, Watermelon Pucker & a splash of sweet & sour
Lychee Tini
Haku Vodka, Soho Lychee Liqueur, fresh lemon with a Luxardo Cherry Liqueur float & a Luxardo Cherry garnish
The Mango
Malibu Mango Rum, peach nectar & pineapple juice
Peachy Panda
Deep Eddy Peach Vodka, Peach Schnapps, peach nectar & pineapple juice
Pineapple Passion
Parrot Bay Pineapple Rum, Stoli Vanilla Vodka, a splash of Peach Schnapps, pineapple juice & lemon lime soda
Pineapple Upside Down Cake
Parrot Bay Pineapple Rum, New Amsterdam Vodka, Amaretto, Dr. McGillicuddy Vanilla, pineapple juice with a grenadine float & a cherry garnish
Silly Goose
Grey Goose Vodka, Domain de Canton, blueberry syrup & fresh lemon juice with a lemon garnish
Strawberry Dragon
Stoli Strawberry Vodka, Bacardi Dragonberry Rum, Strawberry Pucker & a splash of sweet & sour
Strawberry Rhubarb
Titos, Strawberry Pucker, Fee Bros Rhubarb Bitters, simple syrup, fresh lemon juice & a lemon twist with a sugar rim
Savory Tidbits
A Dirty Goose
Grey Goose Vodka, olive juice & olives
Dil Li Tini
Smirnoff Vodka with a healthy splash of pickle juice & a pickle garnish
Dilly Gin - A - Tini
Bombay Sapphire Gin, pickle juice & a pickle garnish
Dirty Martini
New Amsterdam Vodka, olive juice & olives
Dirty Mc Nasty
New Amsterdam Vodka, olive juice & blue cheese stuffed olives
Garden Delight
Ketel One Vodka, Dry Vermouth, olives, onions & a pickle garnish
Italian Garden
Effen Cucumber Vodka with Italian pickled veggies & giardiniera juice
Mary’s Martini
New Amsterdam Vodka with a dash of Mort’s Bloody Mary Mix & olives

Pickle Party
Texacraft Sour Pickle Vodka, pickle, tomato & olive juice with a pickle garnish
Pond Scum
Seagrams Gin & olive juice with blue cheese stuffed olives
Vampire Killer
Garlic Infused Vodka with olive & onion juice with cocktail onions
Hot In Here
Bloody Cajun
Absolut Peppar Vodka & a splash of Mort’s Bloody Mary Mix with jalapeno stuffed olives
Bloody Juan
Una Vida Reposado Tequila, Mort’s Bloody Mary Mix & jalapeno stuffed olives in a short glass with a Tajin rim
Dirty Cajun
Absolut Peppar Vodka, olive juice, a splash of hot sauce & jalapeno stuffed olives
Hot Martini
Absolut Peppar Vodka, jalapeno juice, a splash of hot sauce & jalapeno stuffed olives
Mexican Candy
Cimmaron Blanco Tequila, Watermelon Pucker, lime juice, a dash of hot sauce & a splash of sweet & sour with a tajin rim
Orient Express
Bombay Sapphire Gin, Sriracha, soy sauce & tomato juice with jalapeno stuffed olives
Spicy Cucu
Effen Cucumber Vodka, sweetened lime juice & a splash of jalapeno juice with fresh lime & jalapeno stuffed olives
Spicy Mango
Malibu Mango Rum, mango nectar, pineapple juice, a splash of jalapeno juice & local fresh made chamoy with a tajin rim
Citrus Sippers
The Ash*
Hendricks Gin, muddled limes, a splash of simple syrup & a lime garnish
Cucumber Gimlet
Effen Cucumber Vodka & sweetened lime juice
Dean Martin
Absolut Citron, sweetened lime juice & cranberry juice
The Drunken Mule
Titos Vodka, sweetened lime juice & ginger beer
Golden Mean
Ketel One Vodka, Cointreau & sweetened lime juice with a lime garnish
Lemon Drop
Deep Eddy Lemon Vodka, sweet & sour with a sugar rim & a lemon garnish
Mah Tini
Bombay Sapphire Gin, Cointreau & sweetened lime juice with a lime garnish
Margartini
Cimarron Blanco Tequila Margarita served martini style with a salted rim & a lime garnish
Milagro Lime Tini
Milagro Silver Tequila with sweetened lime juice & a splash of sweet & sour with a lime garnish
Patron Gimlet
Patron Silver Tequila, sweetened lime juice & a fresh lime squeeze
Pleasure Puss
Deep Eddy Grapefruit Vodka, X Rated, grapefruit juice & simple syrup

Raspberry Tuaca Lemon Drop
Tuaca, Raspberry Liqueur, Bacardi Limon, a splash of sweet & sour. Served with a sugar rim & lemon garnish
Sea Breeze
Deep Eddy Grapefruit Vodka, cranberry juice & grapefruit juice
Spider Web
Tarantula Tequila, Blue Curacao & sweet & sour with a salted rim & lime garnish
Strawberry Lemonade
Deep Eddy Lemon Vodka, Stoli Strawberry Vodka, a splash of sweet & sour with a strawberry puree float
Tang
Deep Eddy Orange Vodka, orange juice & Red Bull
Torched Cherry Limeade
Cruzan Cherry Rum, a splash of Bacardi Limon, lemon lime soda, sour, sweetened lime juice & grenadine with a lime & cherry garnish
Undercurrent
Deep Eddy Lemon Vodka, Blue Curacao, sweet & sour & a Raspberry Liqueur float
Vodka Gimlet
New Amsterdam Vodka, sweetened lime juice & a squeeze of lime
Peculiar Concoctions
Afternoon Delight
X Rated, Peach Schnapps, pineapple juice & a splash of lemon lime soda
Blue Raspberry
Hi-Post Vodka, Blue Curacao, Raspberry Liqueur, sweet & sour, lemon lime soda & a lemon garnish with a sugar rim
Chewbacca
Tuaca & Butterscotch Schnapps
Dreamsicle
Deep Eddy Orange Vodka, Dr McGillicuddy Vanilla & a splash of orange juice
The Flyover
Aviation Gin, Luxardo Cherry Liqueur, a splash of lavender simple syrup & lemon juice with a Luxardo Cherry garnish
Full Moon Martini
Disaronno Amaretto & Grand Marnier
Hypnotizer
Skyy Vodka, Hypnotiq, Parrot Bay Coconut Rum & pineapple juice
John Daly Tini
Deep Eddy Sweet Tea Vodka, sweet & sour, lemon lime soda & a squeeze of lemon
Ke’ke Colada
Blue Chair Bay Key Lime Rum Cream, Parrot Bay Coconut Rum & pineapple juice
Kiwi Kiss
Absolut Citron, Melon Liqueur, a splash of sweetened lime juice & sweet & sour
Mambo Mama
Parrot Bay Coconut Rum, Malibu Mango Rum, Parrot Bay Pineapple Rum & orange juice
Orange Julius
Blue Chair Bay Key Lime Rum Cream & orange juice
Peach Aperol Spray
Deep Eddy Peach Vodka, Aperol, peach nectar topped with Carletto Prosecco & an orange squeeze
Peanut Butter & Jelly
Frangelico, Grape Pucker, cranberry juice & a splash of Raspberry Liqueur
The Pina
Parrot Bay Coconut Rum, Parrot Bay Pineapple Rum, a dash of pineapple juice & half & half
Pinky’s Feather
Tanqueray Gin, grapefruit juice, tonic, honey & mint leaf garnish
Purple Haze
Hendricks Gin, lavender simple syrup & fresh lime juice
Something Good
Deep Eddy Orange Vodka, Peach Schnapps, Stoli Strawberry & sweet & sour with a sugar rim
Sunrise Martini
Jose Cuervo Gold Tequila, Grand Marnier, a splash of orange juice with a grenadine float & lime garnish
Toasted Almond
Stoli Vanilla Vodka, Kahlua & a splash of Disaronno Amaretto
Tropicana
Parrot Bay Pineapple Rum, Malibu Mango Rum, Amaretto & sweet & sour
Adult Brew
Black Russian
Stoli Vanilla Vodka, kahlua & Dark Creme de Cacao
Dirty Banana
Banana Liqueur, espresso powder, Dr McGillicuddy Vanilla & half & half
Frappitini
Grind Espresso Liqueur, Kahlua & Dr McGillicuddy Vanilla with a splash of half & half
Irish Coffee
Jameson, Bailey’s Irish Cream & Grind Espresso Liqueur
The Russian
Stoli Vanilla Vodka, Stolichnaya Vodka, Kahlua & half & half
Espresso Picks
ORIGINAL: Grind Espresso Liqueur, Stoli Vanilla Vodka & Kahlua /nTEQUILA: Grind Espresso Liqueur, Cimarron Blanco Tequila, Kahlua & Dr McGillicuddy Vanilla /n CHOCOLATE: Grind Espresso Liqueur, Dark Creme de Cocao, Kahlua with a splash of Stoli Vanilla Vodka & Dr McGillicuddy Vanilla
Delectable Desserts
The Alexander
E&J Brandy, Dark Creme de Cacao & half & half
Almond Joy
Parrot Bay Coconut Rum, Dark Creme de Cacao, a splash of Kahlua, Frangelico & half & half
Banana Cream Pie
Dr McGillicuddy Vanilla, Banana Liqueur & half & hal
Boston Butter
Bailey’s Irish Cream, Kahlua & Buttershots
Chocolate Martini
360 Double Chocolate Vodka & Dark Creme de Cacao
Chocolate Covered Cherry
DiSaronno Amaretto & Merry’s White Chocolate with a cherry
Chocolate Peanut Butter Banana
Merry’s White Chocolate, Dark Creme de Cacao, Banana Liqueur, Frangelico, Kahlua
Coconut Cream Pie
Parrot Bay Coconut Rum, Dr McGillicuddy Vanilla & half & half
Fallen Angel
Merry’s White Chocolate, Frangelico, Dark Creme de Cacao & St Brenden’s
Irish Martini
Bailey’s Irish Cream & Merry’s White Chocolate
Jack Benny
Jack Daniels, Baileys Irish Cream & Kahlua
Key Lime Pie
Dr McGillicuddy Vanilla, sweetened lime juice & half & half
Nutty Irishman
Bailey’s Irish Cream & Frangelico
Oatmeal Cookie
St Brenden’s, Butterscotch Schnapps & a splash of Hot Damn
Papi’s Cream
Casamigos Reposado Tequila & Chila Orchata with a dash of cinnamon
Pearl Diver
Parrot Bay Coconut Rum, Gionelli Melon Liqueur, pineapple juice & half & half
Peppermint Patty
Dark Creme de Cacao, White Creme de Menthe & half & half
Root Beer Float
Dr McGillicuddy Vanilla, Root Beer Schnapps & half & half with a splash of coke

The Sure Thing
Merry’s White Chocolate, Dark Creme de Cacao & 360 Double Chocolate Vodka
Topaz Martini
360 Double Chocolate Vodka, Frangelico & a splash of Dark Creme de Cacao
On The Rocks
Amy’s Razz Margarita
Milagro Silver Tequila, Cointreau, Raspberry Liqueur, lime juice, orange juice & sweet & sour with a salted rim & a a lime

Mort’s Famous Bloody Mary
Made from scratch with New Amsterdam Vodka & finished with beef jerky
Cantaloupe Cooler
New Amsterdam Vodka, Gionelli Melon Liqueur, Watermelon Pucker, orange juice & a lime
The Coppertone
Parrot Bay Coconut Rum, Gionelli Raspberry, pineapple juice & sweet & sour with an orange garnish
John Collins
Wild Turkey, sweet & sour with soda water & a cherry garnish
Horse Feather
Bulleit Rye Whiskey, Fee Bros Old Fashioned Bitters, fresh lemon juice & topped with ginger beer

Blackberry Refresher
Hendrick’s Gin, Fruitful Blackberry Liqueur, Fee Bros Mint Bitters, soda water, sweet & sour with fresh mint & lime
Lavender Lemonade
New Amsterdam Vodka, lavender simple syrup & lemonade
Pick Your Crush
Your choice of Cherry Rum, Grape, Lime, Peach, Strawberry or Watermelon Vodka served with lemon lime soda, sweet & sour with a cherry garnish
Above the Clouds
Aviation Gin, Creme de Violette, Carletto Prosecco, soda water & lemon lime soda with fresh lemon
Blue Hawaiian
Parrot Bay Coconut Rum, Blue Curacao, pineapple juice & a cherry garnish
Mexican Eddy
Your choice of Deep Eddy Vodka Flavor...Grapefruit, Lemon, Lime, Peach or Orange with Patron Silver Tequila, soda water & lemon lime soda served with fresh lemon & lime

Moscow Mule
New Amsterdam or Titos Vodka, ginger beer & fresh muddled lime
Painkiller
Captain Morgan Spiced Rum, Bacardi Rum, orange juice & pineapple juice shaken with pina colada mix & topped with nutmeg
Milagro Fresh Rita
Milagro Silver Tequila, agave nectar, a splash of soda water & fresh lime juice with a salted rim & lime garnish
Mocktails
Mort's Lemonade
Original, or add a flavor! Lavender, peach, strawberry, or blackberry
Mocking Mule
Fresh muddled limes & Gosling's Ginger Beer on ice
Virgin Mary
Our house-made bloody mix & beef jerky garnish
Cucumber Refresher
Fresh muddled limes cucumber, simple syrup, Fee Brothers Bitters, & club soda
Mort's Mocha
Reverie Roasters Coffee & Hot Chocolate topped with whipped cream
Whiskey
2 ounce pours
Knob Creek
Crown Royal
Deluxe, Regal Apple, Vanilla
Basil Hayden
Bulleit Bourbon
Bulleit Rye
Four Roses Small Batch
Templeton Rye
Elijah Craig
Buffalo Trace
Woodford Reserve
Makers 46
Makers
Pendleton Rye
Single Malts
2 ounce pours
Balvenie Doublewood 12yr
Glenfiddich 12yr
Glenlivet 12yr
Lagavulin 16yr
Laphroaig 10yr
Macallan 12yr
Oban 14yr
Johnnie Walker Blue
Vodka
2 ounce pours
Absolut
Citron & Peppar
Belvedere
Chopin
Ciroc
Effen Cucumber
Grey Goose
Ketel One
Pearl Pomegranate
Skyy
Smirnoff
Stolichnaya
Blueberi, Ohranj, Razberi, Strasberi, Vanil
Deep Eddy
Grapefruit, Lemon, Lime, Peach, Sweet Tea, Orange
Three Olives
Titos
360 Double Chocolate
Gins
2 ounce pours
Aviation
Hendricks
Tanqueray
Junipero
Russell Henry
Bombay Sapphire
Beefeater
Tequilas
Single pour price
Casamigos Reposado
Don Julio Blanco
Don Julio Anejo
Don Julio 1942
Milagro Silver
Jose Cuervo Gold
Xicaru Mezcal
Patron Silver
Tarantula
Herradura Ultra
Una Vida Blanco
Una Vida Reposado
Espolon
Ask your server about our rotating draft & bottle selections
On Tap
16oz draws
Sam Adams Selection
Free State Selection
Guinness
Blue Moon
Yuengling
Local Selection
Stella Artois
Michelob Ultra
Import & Craft Bottles
Alaskan Amber
Angry Orchard
Austin Eastciders Selection
Boulevard Tank 7
Buffalo Sweat
Corona Extra
Corona Premier
Corona Light
Dos Equis Ambar
Dos Equis Lager
Fat Tire
Heineken
Lagunitas IPA
Left Hand Milk Stout Nitro
Mango Cart
Pacifico
Paulaner Hefeweizen
Pilsner Urquell
Red Stripe
Ska Pink Vapor Stew Sour
Stone Hazy IPA
Truly Hard Seltzer
Athletic NA
Heineken 0.0
Guinness NA
Modelo Especial
Raspberry Jam
Domestic Bottles
Shiner Bock
Bud Light
Bud
Coors
Coors Light
Miller Lite
Miller High Life
Michelob Ultra
PBR
Busch Light
Busch NA
Mort’s Munchies

Hummus
Garbonzo beans blended with sesame oil, garlic & lemon. Served with pita bread

Artichoke Spinach Dip
Fresh artichoke in a creamy dip. Served wtih tortilla chips

Chips & Salsa
Served with Mort’s own original salsa recipe
Adult Lunchable
Three cheeses, cured meats, crackers & accompaniments